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Night Befo' Crizzmus

> > Wus da night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,
> > everybody be sleepin' and da sleepin' be good.
> > We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck,
> > dat Obama gunna brang us our checks.
> > All of da family, was lay'in on da flo',
> > my sister wif her gurlfriend,
> > my brother wif some ho.
> > Ashtrays was all full , empty beer cans and all
> > when I heared such a fuss, I thunk...."Sh'eet,
> > must be da law".
> > I pulled the sheet off da window and what I'ze could
> > see,
> > I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrent fo' me.
> > But what did I see, made me say, "Lawd look 'a
> > dat!"
> > Dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by eight big-ass rats.
> > Now ovah da years, Santy Claws he be white,
> > but it looks like us brotha's, got a black un'
> > tonight.
> > Faster than a poe'lice car, my homeboy he came,
> > and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.
> > On Biden, On Jessie, On Pelosi and Hillary Who On Fannie,
> > On Freddie, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too.
> > Obama landed dat melon, right there in da street,
> > I knowed it fo' sho', - can you believe that Sheet?
> >
> > Dat Santy didn't need no chimley, he picked da lock on
> > my do',
> > an I sez to myself, "Son o' bitch...he don did dis
> > befo!"
> > He had a big bag, full of presents - at first I suspeck?
> > Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear
> > roun' my neck.
> > But he left me no presents, just started stealin my shit.
> > He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.
> > Den, wif my shit in his bag, out da windo' he flew,
> > I sho' woulda shanked him, be he snagged my blade too!
> > He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch,
> > and waz gone in two seconds, da democrat sonofabitch.
> > So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git,
> > 'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a shit!


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